Ren has written a post for his blog that he felt like sharing with YaoMingMania. Check it out…
Kobe Bryant is Darth Vader. Phil Jackson is Emperor Palpatine. Sasha Vujacic is Jar Jar Binks if Jar Jar were a Jedi gone to the Dark Side. Because he sure pulled the Jedi mind trick on Von Wafer. They were former teammates, the have history. It’s obvious. And Jar Jar already knows how to get under any player’s skin–but particularly Wafer because of how much Wafer wants to show up the Lakers. But Von needs to be careful. He built an NBA career with this season. He can’t go and ruin it now because he can’t let Jar Jar’s antics go.
Back to the Lakers as Empire analogy… it doesn’t even have to be science fiction. The Lakers, like any empire in history with their grandiosity and prestige, merely expected to get their way. Game 1 was a rude awakening and, of course, in Game 2, Vader and the Lakers had to regulate with a heavy hand. Which means shoulders, elbows and knees, oh my.
The Houston Rockets, you see, play in as the unassuming working class. They work hard. Yes, they are physical, they play rough but they are not dirty. They don’t do what Vader, Jar Jar and Derek Fisher… let’s say, Boba Fett (yes, I know he’s technically just a bounty hunter but isn’t his head shaped a lot like Fett’s helmet?) are willing to do assert their dominance. That’s what makes the Lakers the Lakers. They do these things because a.) for some misguided reason, they think they need to and b.) they can get away with it. Such are the spoils for fame and prestige. Kobe can get away with anything–and Artest can’t even have a “friendly” conversation without getting ejected–but then again, so can Rajon Rondo, so who the heck knows?
The point is, the Lakers showed they will play dirty to win or NEED to play dirty to win. They ARE cheap shot artists. That’s what they do. The Houston Rockets are not and they shouldn’t start just because L.A. sets the precedent. Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley summed it up perfectly in what may be the first time the TNT after-party has said everything there needs to be said about this game. If the Lakers think Houston is going to be intimidated, they’re in for another rude awakening. The Rockets are “pit-bulls.” They’ve surrounded Yao with pit-bulls (Luis Scola, Chuck Hayes, Shane Battier, Ron Artest, Carl Landry, Kyle Lowry) who can take whatever you dish and keep coming back. They’re Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti all rolled up into one. Yes, both bouts of epic carnage in one. That may be overstating it, but you get the idea.
And, then there’s what Chuck and Kenny said about Kobe. He better have three more of these kind of games if the Lakers want to win. Because even this one wasn’t easy–they gave it all they had and won ONE game with the likelihood they’ll lose Derek Fisher for at least the next and possibly Kobe Bryant. “That was a hard 40 points,” spoke the Chuck Wagon and he’s right but to be sure, if anyone’s up for it, it’s Kobe.
Houston, for their part, won’t retaliate, shouldn’t retaliate. They’ll just keep playing their game, hard and physical. It’s understood, consider what Artest had to say about the physical play, “we’re naturally tough, we’re naturally like that.” As if to say he (and Battier) know the Lakers are just pretending, merely acting tough because their manhood has been questioned in the media. And, like most instances when someone is trying this hard to draw a reaction from someone else, they reveal more about themselves. The Lakers have resorted to this; they’re confidence is waning. So, go for the jugular. Push them ever closer to the brink. Push them over.
This is the series to watch now.