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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:27 pm
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Hilarious Report: Yao Ming Hearts Nia Long
Posted Jan 9th 2007 1:55PM by J.E. Skeets
Filed under: Rockets, Western, NBA Gossip

From the same Gossip Gods who brought us photos of flamboyant Cuttino Mobley and naked Kobe Bryant, comes news that 7 foot 6 inch NBA star Yao Ming is dating 5 foot 2 inch actress Nia Long. Yes, dating.
Yao Ming, who came to this country 4 years ago, is apparently a huge fan of hip hop and 1980s television shows.

As the story goes, Yao first noticed Nia while watching the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air in his native China. Since arriving in the NBA, he's repeatedly tried to get the lovely actress to go out on a date with him. And last month Nia finally said yes.

A friend of Nia's tells MediaTakeOut.com that the two have already been on a few dates and so far the sparks are flying.
I have no idea why, but I can't stop from picturing a pacing and anxious Yao leaving repeated voice mail messages on Nia's phone. You know, like that one scene from Swingers? This is awesome.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:28 pm
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What about Ye Li??? :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:14 pm
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It's still 3 months away from April 1.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:17 pm
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i am gonna slap u for this silly joke. nia long is a freakin old ugly black woman! how dare u.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:22 am
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battousai wrote:
i am gonna slap u for this silly joke. nia long is a freakin old ugly black woman! how dare u.


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She already busted out a couple of Rugrats! Yao wouldn't touch that! :oops:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:17 am
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heck no, Yao shouldn't go 1000 feet near that woman, and it was a made up story anyway.

remember she ain't eva, where parker at 24 getting married to a 32 old


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:33 pm
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battousai wrote:
heck no, Yao shouldn't go 1000 feet near that woman, and it was a made up story anyway.

remember she ain't eva, where parker at 24 getting married to a 32 old


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That Eva girl is wearing platform shoes and she still looks too tiny for Tony Parker! Don't understand what he is thinking!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:15 am
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lol, good for you yao 8)
ye li ain't exactly looker herself
check options yao check your options


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:36 am
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battousai wrote:
i am gonna slap u for this silly joke. nia long is a freakin old ugly black woman! how dare u.


LOL


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:14 am
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TheRoxRedGlare wrote:
battousai wrote:
heck no, Yao shouldn't go 1000 feet near that woman, and it was a made up story anyway.

remember she ain't eva, where parker at 24 getting married to a 32 old


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That Eva girl is wearing platform shoes and she still looks too tiny for Tony Parker! Don't understand what he is thinking!




hey eva's hot. so what that she is short. when she bent on her knees or lying down on bed, it's all the same.

I bet she is very good in bed or else tony wouldn't be stuck on her like a glue.


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